The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday.
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koschei-the-ginger:

karkat-barakat:

So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg

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And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates

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And people started messaging me so I responded

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And one person proposed to me

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And then she blocked me so I made a status about it

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Holy shell I need a life

why does an Egg have better social life than me

just-a-skinny-boy:

yaoiapples:

krisym:

nitrams-herpyderp-bus:

Can i pls have a popular post?

we’ll make this the popular post

This is so cute

Through sheer determination people are helping this person get a popular post

How nice

Lets help this chum, ok lads?

Reporting in, operation Dream Come True is a go

trustingguide:

thestrals-in-221b:

awizardinsideandout:

All know spells from Harry Potter

reblogging this for future reference.

There are several missing from this. Sectumsempra, for example.

albinwonderland:

plot twist

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

I’d touch his butt.

follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

tedx:

Does money make you mean? In a talk at TEDxMarin, social psychologist Paul Piff shares his research into how people behave when they feel wealthy. (Hint: badly.)

To learn more, watch the whole talk here»

johnimholmes:

the saddest thing is seeing a post where someone got something wrong on accident and clicking on their blog only to find that they’ve either been bullied off or are getting 100+ violent and hateful anons 

like thank you tumblr you’re the gosh darn fucking best 

thatsfunnyyoushouldlikeit:

WAKE UP AMERICA

thatsfunnyyoushouldlikeit:

WAKE UP AMERICA

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

Reactions to Peeta telling Caeser that Katniss is pregnant.

misschalant:

nikolllekaj:

acrazypersonslife:

Fans:

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Mrs. Everdeen:

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Prim:

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Mrs. Mellark:

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Mr. Mellark:

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Katniss:

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Gale:

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The Capitol:

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Haymitch:

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Reblogging for Haymitch.

I’m pretty sure the Gale reaction is the most accurate.

wordswordsworlds:

*piano starts*

I’m not doing it

*piano goes on*

I’m not doing it goddammit

*piano continues*

Fuck you if you think it’ll hapJUST A SMALL TOWN GURL

nixxies:

sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like

my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen